Analogy of the divided line
Wikipedia’s article on Plato’s Analogy of the divided line is, and their choice of word is just perfect, disputed!
This may be the funniest thing I have seen all year.
Coming in a close second for entertainment value is the fact that those most given to hair-splitting nuances of philosophy are so busy congratulating themselves on the superiority of their own navel lint that they haven’t learnt to spell.