Pointy-haired statement du jour
There's a couple of them since the last posting. These were today's:
It already does that, I've just got to write the code for it.
It's quite complex and subtle; you don't want to be messing with that code... [5 minutes later] ...it's very simple, there's nothing to it, really.
This one from a trip down south. I wasn't there but it was incredulously reported by those who were.
We're going exactly the right way. You just need to make a U-turn.